jagkcitybitch:

Things people don’t get to choose:

  • Sexual Orientation
  • Gender Identity
  • Height
  • Weight
  • Appearance
  • Disabilities
  • Mental Illnesses
  • Race

Things people do get to choose

  • To be an ignorant bitch-faced asshole to people because of things they have no control over

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E v i l never looked so g o o d.

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gardenburger:

dark-dionysian-nsfw:

gardenburger:

HOW COME WHEN HARRY GETS BITTEN BY THE BASILISK IN CHAMBER OF SECRETS THAT DOESNT DESTROY THE HORCRUX IN HIM SOMEONE ANSWER THIS???

Because…

Because… Shit.

Can we get JKR on the phone ?

yes let me just pull out her number real quick hang on yes hello 911 can i speak to jkr pls

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the-hyuga-flower:

the-rogue-0f-light:

obsessivefernweh:

wannagetsomeboba:

harukasasahina:

capyshotas:

fakevermeer:




Test Your Vocabulary: how many words do you know?


Most Native English adult speakers who have taken the test fall in the range 20,000–35,000 words. And for foreign learners of English, we’ve found that the most common vocabulary size is from 2,500–9,000 words.
I scored 21,500 FUCK YES


20800
NOT BAD AT ALL

25,200
I’m so impressed like whoa

24,200

25 700i’m french how did that happen

25,900… also

[homestucks giggling in the distance]
and just a dash of skyrim

15, 400
not bad. thought it’ll be worse

the-hyuga-flower:

the-rogue-0f-light:

obsessivefernweh:

wannagetsomeboba:

harukasasahina:

capyshotas:

fakevermeer:

Test Your Vocabulary: how many words do you know?

Most Native English adult speakers who have taken the test fall in the range 20,000–35,000 words. And for foreign learners of English, we’ve found that the most common vocabulary size is from 2,500–9,000 words.

I scored 21,500 FUCK YES

20800

NOT BAD AT ALL

25,200

I’m so impressed like whoa

24,200

25 700
i’m french how did that happen

25,900… alsoimage

image

image[homestucks giggling in the distance]

and just a dash of skyrimimage

15, 400

not bad. thought it’ll be worse

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streeter:

I’m glad the portrait of Ben Franklin stayed the same on the new $100 bill. There’s something about his slight, tight frown, the paternal hint of disappointment in his eyes and those pursed, sealed lips that seem to say, “I don’t approve of what you’re doing, but I can’t stop you from rolling this banknote into a straw and ripping a fat rail of white lightning in the Buffalo Wild Wings handicapped bathroom stall, you goddamn beautiful disaster.” 

streeter:

I’m glad the portrait of Ben Franklin stayed the same on the new $100 bill. There’s something about his slight, tight frown, the paternal hint of disappointment in his eyes and those pursed, sealed lips that seem to say, “I don’t approve of what you’re doing, but I can’t stop you from rolling this banknote into a straw and ripping a fat rail of white lightning in the Buffalo Wild Wings handicapped bathroom stall, you goddamn beautiful disaster.” 

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Daily Show correspondent Michael Che tries to find a safe place to report from.

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tastefullyoffensive:

Tattoo Fails [via]

Previously: Chinese Tattoo Mistakes

did-you-kno:

Founded in Denmark, the Human Library is a project that lets members “check out” people. Its purpose is to eliminate prejudice and promote conversations between people from all walks of life.  Source

did-you-kno:

Founded in Denmark, the Human Library is a project that lets members “check out” people. Its purpose is to eliminate prejudice and promote conversations between people from all walks of life. Source

One of the many things Bill Nye taught me

viridianeyes:

poeticallyhighdreams:

boobiemun:

The difference between milk snakes and coral snakes is a crucial key to not dying. Coral snakes are extremely dangerous, and despite the low bite ratio, they can and will bite you if you’re not careful. Milk snakes are totally okay and chill. So remember, everyone.

If red touches yellow, you’re a dead fellow

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But if red touches black, you’re okay jack

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I read this as milk shakes and was very confused

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dragimal:

mistletease:

makeshipsnotwar:

eyeslikedust:

thefandomedson:

mage-thing-of-breath:

lodeman:

fairythoughtless:

concernedresidentofbakerstreet:

no you guys dont understand RAPUNZEL IS GERMAN FOR A CERTAIN TYPE OF LETTUCE

I WOULD BE SAD IF PEOPLE DIDN’T KNOW THAT IT WAS A TYPE OF LETTUCE BECAUSE THE STORY OF RAPUNZEL SHE IS LITERALLY NAMED AFTER LETTUCE.

no her name means never give up

NONONONOOOO!!!!!!!! IN THE ORIGINAL STORY RAPUNZEL’S MOM GETS CRAVINGS!!! WHEN SHE LOOKS OUT THE WINDOW, SHE SEES SOME RAPUNZEL, AND IS  LIKE “iF I DONT HAVE SO OF THAT SHIT RIGHT NOW, I WILL CHOKE SOMEONE!” WELL, OF COURSE THE FUCKING GARDEN BELONGS TO A WITCH, BECAUSE NOTHING GOOD EVER HAPPENS AT THE BEGINNING OF A FAIRYTALE! sO, HER HUBBY SNEAKS OVER, AND GETS HER SOME.THEN, HE GETS CAUGHT, AND IN PUNISHMENT, HE HAS TO GIVE UP HIS BABY WHEN SHE’S BORN. sO THE WITCH LOCKS HER IN A TOWER, AND NAMES HER RAPUNZEL AFTER THE FUCKING LETTUCE. I DON’T KNOW WHERE YOU GET THE IDEA THAT HER NAME MEANS NEVER GIVE UP, BUT IT’S WRONG . FUCKITY BYE!

IT MEANS NE\/ER GI\/E UP.

Well her mother never did give up on that fucking lettuce did she

I WATCHED A CARTOON OF RAPUNZEL WHEN I WAS REALLY SMALL AND I’M 98% SURE IT HAD SOMETHING TO DO WITH LETTUCE

buT GUYS

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destielfricklefrackle:

have you ever had to restart a song because you spaced out and weren’t appreciating it enough

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shslfuckurmorals:

but imagine at every Hogwarts party there’s a group of Hufflepuffs who don’t drink because once the party is over they walk the super drunk students home and help them to their dorms and make sure they don’t vomit on any paintings and they answer the riddle for the Ravenclaws or tap the tune for Hufflepuffs and make sure to get the passwords for Slytherins and Gryffindors and they’re just overall sweeties.

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magicconchshelly:

camel-eyelashes:

but shit it was 99 cents

the macklemobile

magicconchshelly:

camel-eyelashes:

but shit it was 99 cents

the macklemobile

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