prongsmydeer:

Can you imagine Harry trying to parent his children and tell them they need to settle down but then James Sirius just pulls out his edition of Harry James Potter: A History and goes, “When you were my age you followed an alleged mass murderer into a tunnel, faced a werewolf and nearly got killed by dementors. I think I can go to The Bent-Winged Snitches concert.” 

ellariasaand:

If the lords of the Seven Kingdoms grew accustomed to Queen Cersei’s   r u l e, it would be that much easier for them to bend their knees to Queen Myrcella.

(via fuckyeahgameofthrones)

With Executive Order, Obama Takes His Place in History

humanrightscampaign:

BREAKING President Barack Obama signs executive order protecting LGBT workers. Say thanks with HRC www.hrc.org/thankobama

"I just dig strong chicks, I don’t know how to write it any way else."

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cybertutu:

wtf is this????? maybe i’m not human???

image

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coluring:

officialpigeon:

You can literally answer “that’s what the government wants you to think” to anything

that’s what the government wants you to think

(via dutchster)

grinderman2:

frozenfoxtails:

grinderman2:

*gets on tiptoes to whisper into dairy cow’s ear* why ya titty out

How short are you that you need to stand on your toes to talk to a cow?

Looks like we got ourselves a city slicker

(via officialaphspain)

glitchdragon:

Person: *insults me*

me: ok bro whatevs

person: *hits or insults my dog*

me: *turns into FUCKING PHYSICAL MANIFESTATION OF SATAN*

(via dutchster)

the-uncalm-nipples:

nodaybuttodaytodefygravity:

nateriot:

Obama on gay adoption 


yeah totally ruining this country what a horrible guy

Fun fact: Obama has attempted to fix almost everything that he promised to fix, but the republicans have voted almost all of his bills out of congress. He’s not the problem.

the-uncalm-nipples:

nodaybuttodaytodefygravity:

nateriot:

Obama on gay adoption 

image

yeah totally ruining this country what a horrible guy

Fun fact: Obama has attempted to fix almost everything that he promised to fix, but the republicans have voted almost all of his bills out of congress. He’s not the problem.

(via heartlessprince91)

dorkly:

The Sexiest Curve in Gaming

dorkly:

The Sexiest Curve in Gaming

(via dominoleigh)

kingslyers:

make me choose: misshoopers asked: daenerys targaryen or donna noble?

(via doctorwho)

itseasytoremember:

insert-awesome-title-here:

finalellipsis:

good morning, here’s your newspaper.
…and a little dance.

He’s so proud of himself.

“We just got a letter, we just got a letter, we just got a letter, i wonder who it’s from!”

itseasytoremember:

insert-awesome-title-here:

finalellipsis:

good morning, here’s your newspaper.

…and a little dance.

He’s so proud of himself.

“We just got a letter, we just got a letter, we just got a letter, i wonder who it’s from!”

(via firefliesnight)

penis-hilton:

7eleven:

What does that say

idk

penis-hilton:

7eleven:

What does that say

idk

(via thefuuuucomics)